First of all I must explain the title to my readers. To all of the beautiful Religious Sister's out there the title of this blog, "The Nun That Doesn't Get None" is not meant to be nasty. I being discerning a vocation myself would never do anything of the such. Now that this proclamation is in need of an explanation. This year, I decided to be a bowling Sister last night at Morrow Lanes Bowling Alley, the lanes of which I have been bowling almost my entire life. Some of us, mainly just my one teammate and I decided we would dress up since we are approaching Halloween.
Originally, we were both going to dress up as Nuns but my friend, on the left, found this gangster outfit, hair, teeth (grills), bling, bling and decided she liked this costume better! It actually fit her personality better than being a nun would have. Once her usual 5 hour energy shot took effect, she was bouncing off the alley, singing, dancing and cracking jokes about who knows what.
This is when her so-called name calling began. It was quite hilarious, I was being verbally attacked, by a gangster impersonator as I impersonated a nun at the bowling alley. When I missed the "ten pin" (for a right hand bowler this is the most hated pin, we usually leave it behind if we don't hit the pocket just right) anyways Kim (the gangster impersonator) starting saying I was "the Nun that doesn't get none" implying the pins. However, knowing how raunchy she was getting it could have implied otherwise, but I will just stick to the Bowling analogy, and let you my readers fend for yourselves on other implications of the phrase!
Originally, we were both going to dress up as Nuns but my friend, on the left, found this gangster outfit, hair, teeth (grills), bling, bling and decided she liked this costume better! It actually fit her personality better than being a nun would have. Once her usual 5 hour energy shot took effect, she was bouncing off the alley, singing, dancing and cracking jokes about who knows what.
This is when her so-called name calling began. It was quite hilarious, I was being verbally attacked, by a gangster impersonator as I impersonated a nun at the bowling alley. When I missed the "ten pin" (for a right hand bowler this is the most hated pin, we usually leave it behind if we don't hit the pocket just right) anyways Kim (the gangster impersonator) starting saying I was "the Nun that doesn't get none" implying the pins. However, knowing how raunchy she was getting it could have implied otherwise, but I will just stick to the Bowling analogy, and let you my readers fend for yourselves on other implications of the phrase!
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