Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me

Arg maties! Yo ho a pirates life for me is: dressing up as a pirate, for a one day costume party at work. In order to be a home made pirate you need:

1 white t-shirt

1 long sleeve shirt (cut the sleeves off)

1 pair of black or brown pants

1 pair of boots

mascara

eye liner

eye patch (optional)

bandanna

duct tape

plastic sword

Arg! This year at my new job, I got to dress up. I descided to be a pirate rather than a nun. I manganged making my costume out of materials I already owned. It was 100% free! You can't be FREE! I went over to the library to say hello to all of my friends and I saw my she-pirate friend, dress provoctively. Hehehehe just kidding. She can pull of the short skirt, low cut shirt and the fish net stocking with heels. LOOK AT HER FELLA'S she is BEAUTIFUL! Isn't she? Well don't look to closely, she is taken. She is one Italin Stalin that is not available.

Even though the work party was a bust. It was a lot of fun goofing off, being all dressed up and all. This year is my first of being able to dress up three times! First was my previous blogg about being the Bowling Sister, this one about being a she-pirate, then tomorrow, Sunday, I am going to be Saint Katherine of Siena for my the Churches Parish School of Religion (PSR) Party. I am equally looking forward to this because hopefully a lot of people will be dressed up as their favorite saint. Besides that we as a core, PSR group will get to enjoy each others company together, outside of church which we do not do enough.

The Nun That Dosen't Get None

First of all I must explain the title to my readers. To all of the beautiful Religious Sister's out there the title of this blog, "The Nun That Doesn't Get None" is not meant to be nasty. I being discerning a vocation myself would never do anything of the such. Now that this proclamation is in need of an explanation. This year, I decided to be a bowling Sister last night at Morrow Lanes Bowling Alley, the lanes of which I have been bowling almost my entire life. Some of us, mainly just my one teammate and I decided we would dress up since we are approaching Halloween.

Originally, we were both going to dress up as Nuns but my friend, on the left, found this gangster outfit, hair, teeth (grills), bling, bling and decided she liked this costume better! It actually fit her personality better than being a nun would have. Once her usual 5 hour energy shot took effect, she was bouncing off the alley, singing, dancing and cracking jokes about who knows what.

This is when her so-called name calling began. It was quite hilarious, I was being verbally attacked, by a gangster impersonator as I impersonated a nun at the bowling alley. When I missed the "ten pin" (for a right hand bowler this is the most hated pin, we usually leave it behind if we don't hit the pocket just right) anyways Kim (the gangster impersonator) starting saying I was "the Nun that doesn't get none" implying the pins. However, knowing how raunchy she was getting it could have implied otherwise, but I will just stick to the Bowling analogy, and let you my readers fend for yourselves on other implications of the phrase!

Goop

A friend and I decided to spend our evening making homemade goop, yes in the dorm. Of course this was plan b. Making goop was our plan b, because Ohio Dominican decided to have a fire drill at 8:00pm last night, Monday, right as our show, House comes on Fox. Ugh, so frustrating.

We had looked up the directions for making the easiest goop possible. Corn starch, warm water, food coloring (optional), and glue of course! I measured out the amount of corn starch in a dry cup. Then, of course I decided to drop the cup, only from a couple of inches from the table, it was just enough to get all of the potential air gaps out of the corn starch from the cup (this manly just evened it out to ensure I measured correctly!

Then poof! Before I knew what hit me, I had corn starch all over me. What a great idea that was, right? This reminded me of my childhood, when my grandmother and I would make homemade stress balls. You know just take a balloon and fill it with flour! Well and of course you need a funnel and if you weren't careful you could let go of it and get flour all over the place! Consequently this is what happened to me last night, in the process of making goop!

Deep in History Conference: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Behavior

Who says you can't be at the HILTON at a Catholic Deep in History Conference and not get your college homeowork done either?

Here is a ten step soulution to those who stay in a room with people who prefer their sleep, while you are a night owl, that needs to get your book read...

Step one: Alow everyone else to get ready for bed, including bathroom business.

Step two: Gather all need supplies for studying, homework ect. while the lights are still on and your friends are awake of course!

Step three: Must have snacks! Grab cookies, granola bars, and lots of water!

Step four: Grab your lap top, books, paper, pens and pencils and take it into the bathroom.

Step five: Grab the extra pillows the Hilton supplies you!Step six: Check and make sure the bath tub is dry and everyone else has had a chance to take care of their business!

Step seven: Layout the pillows, in a comfortable fashion, in the tub!

Step eight: Put all needed supplies, computer, books, paper, writing utencils, food and drink and put in next to or on the tub in a range that is reachable!

Step nine: Before your friends go to bed, make sure you call them in to show them, how much you love them and respect them, by doing your homeowork in the tub, in order that they may get all of the beauty sleep they need. At this time it may also be a good idea to take pictures, because no one back home, unless they know you really well, will believe you did this...

Step ten: Lay back, relax and study away! While everyone else is in the comfy Hilton hotel beds, you are making a sacrafice in the tub to get your much needed homework done!

My oh my, what college students do in order to spend a weekend with the Lord! *For those of you that don't know, this past weekend, I spend at the Coming Home Network: Deep in History Conference.Thanks to being a college student I had a lot of reading to do. Luckily, thank the Lord, I did finish one of two books I must have read for this week!

KT